Da-yum!

Looking for new tennis shoes on Zappos. Come across these shoes from New Balance, and come across this review:

I would like to write a review on behalf of the wives of men everywhere who may be considering these shoes. Unbeknownst to me, my normally quite stylish husband purchased these "beauties" persuaded by the raving reviews. Men, do not do it! If you are contemplating purchasing these shoes, it means that you have reached that part of your life where you inevitably start buying things just for the comfort of it. That means it is all downhill from here. Aside from their geriatric contours, they are so plastic feeling they actually squeak. I mean, if you are going to buy these shoes why not just commit all the way and get the ones with Velcro? "They are waking shoes," says my husband. "For the mall," says I. "They got great reviews!" Says the husband. "From AARP." Says I. That vasectomy my husband has been putting off? No need to make the appointment. As long as he is in possession of these shoes, we are safe. For the sake of your wife's happiness. For the sake of humanity please buy some cooler looking kicks, guys.

pandasheart wondered aloud it the dude ever got laid again...